Dallas Denizen

Random humor, art, aesthetics, and social justice posts from my new home in Texas.  *Formerly "Nonsense from NC"

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keeper-of-the-flames:

So while this whole “who is worst Chris? Chris Pratt” stuff is going on. I think it’s also important to talk about Best Chris. And it’s Chris Eccleston.

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Reblogging and adding these tags because I didn’t know that and it makes the “lots of planets have a north” scene hit different!

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thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

“Hello I’m Officer Goodguy”

“I didn’t kill him!”

“I wasn’t going to ask if you killed somebody”

“Oh, sorry”

Did you kill somebody?”

“Oh yeah”

“I’m gonna have to take a look around”

“Okayyy but you’re not gonna like it”

*opens door, reveals room full of badly keyed in fire and high pitched screaming, closes door*

“Well?”

“I didn’t like it”

It won the audience choice award, obviously

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